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What is Microsoft Obsecurity?
Microsoft Obsecurity is the most secure and powerful internet server ever created.
Microsoft Obsecurity provides the most comprehensive platform for building a new
generation of Web applications.
Why is it called Obsecurity?
Open Source software advocates have long argued that "security through obscurity"
won't work. Microsoft asserts that these "claims" are untrue and will prove that
security through obscurity is indeed viable. Thus, Microsoft Obsecurity was born.
What makes Microsoft Obsecurity so secure?
Microsoft Obsecurity uses the most complex encryption algorithms (including double ROT-13
encoding) and firewall technology ever created. Microsoft also enlisted the help of some
of the world's foremost security experts to design the system architecture. To ensure
complete security in Obsecurity, Microsoft will never release this product to the public.
It is locked in a vault in Sub-Basement 16 in Redmond, WA.
Is Microsoft Obsecurity vulnerable when misconfigured by a systems
Misconfiguration of Microsoft Obsecurity is impossible. Unlike Linux, inexperienced
systems administrators won't be able to adjust parameters, or misuse its powerful
configuration tools. Network supervisors won't have to download the latest patches to keep
out hackers. They can rest easy knowing that a network running Microsoft Obsecurity has
never been compromised.
Will Microsoft Obsecurity work with my existing hardware/software?
Yes, due to its non-existence Microsoft Obsecurity will work on your current hardware
configuration. From Timex Sinclairs to Cray Supercomputers. No need to purchase additional
hardware upgrades from companies like Sun. Obsecurity will also integrate seamlessly with
your current operating system be it Windows 2000, Solaris, or Linx. It also works with
every web development platform, from ASP to Cold Fusion. This makes Obsecurity the first
truly platform independent server.
Will Microsoft ever release the source code for Obsecurity?
Microsoft will not make the source code available to anyone at any time. Neither will any
compiled code for Microsoft Obsecurity be released. Mysteriously all Beta testers and
programmers for Microsoft Obsecurity have disappeared and have not been heard from in
weeks. We don't know anything about that.
Sounds great, where can I purchase Microsoft Obsecurity?
Licenses can be purchased online directly from Microsoft in 1 ($699), 10($999), and
100+($1799) user licenses. Since there are no expensive holographic compact discs or
downloads required, Microsoft can keep the cost of these licenses very low.