I demand that Microsoft recant
The names of all their products extant.
"Intellimouse"? It wasn't.
"Microsoft Works"? It doesn't.
And with "Microsoft Access", I can't.
Second Place
by Geoff
My pop is a geek and a rascal
A coder developing Haskell
I'm a boy not a girl
But he christened me Perl
Poor sis'is named Ada C Pascal
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