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Real Reasons Steve Jobs Is Taking Time Off
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| 11. |
To listen to all his iTunes Genius recommendations. |
| 10. |
Tired of making Steve Ballmer look bad. |
| 9. |
Expecting a cabinet position in Obama administration, wanted to free himself from other obligations. |
| 8. |
His Warcraft guild really needed him for raiding. |
| 7. |
To catch up on the final season of BSG. |
| 6. |
Perfect plan to kidnap and hold McCartney for ransom until the Beatles music library is available on iTunes. |
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Learning the secret to inner peace from Tibetan monks, so he can incorporate it into the next iPod. |
| 4. |
Secretly competing in next season of Celebrity Survivor |
| 3. |
Offered a job as god for a small Pacific island, figured it'd be a nice step down. |
| 2. |
To backpack across Europe so he could find himself. |
| 1. |
Needed to prune his list of friends on Facebook. |
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