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Top 11 Signs You Have Too Many Followers on Twitter
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You have to post your tweets in 18 different languages. |
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Jesus is starting to get worried. |
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You cause a fail whale every time you tweet. |
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General Foods offers you a special discount on mass purchases of Kool-Aid. |
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ABC News changes their slogan to "More people get their news from that asshole on Twitter than from any other source. But please check us out, too." |
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Twitter CEO Ev Williams announces their business plan will be charging you $0.01 per follower per year. |
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There's no one left to retweet your tweets to. |
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Barack Obama sends you messages to distribute to people instead of using his account. |
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They created a special premium account just for you. |
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The only way to get more followers is to look outside the solar system. |
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WTF are you talking about, there's no such thing as too many followers. |
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I don't have too many yet. Follow me on Twitter.
This one goes to 11.
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