 What Kind of Sick
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 Posted by CaptStile on Wednesday August 16, @08:48AM
from the die-bastard-die dept.
Bev2000 asks: "LISTEN HERE
YOU SLIMEBALL. I HOPE THAT YOU BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY. THIS SICK SHIT THAT
YOU HAVE ON YOUR SITE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT. I'M SURE SATAN HAS A SPOT ALL READY
FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU. BEFORE YOU DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH I MUST ASK, WHAT
KIND OF SICK FUCK ARE YOU?" An interesting question that gets asked
quite often. Well, what kind of sick fuck am I?
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| How Do I Remove My Joystick? |
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 Posted by CaptStile on Tuesday August 15, @09:08AM
from the watch-where-you-sit dept.
SideWanker asks: "My friends thought it would be really funny to set my Sidewinder
Pro on my chair when I went to get some Surge. When I came back I sat down really
hard without looking and it got lodged in my bunghole. I'm too embarrassed to go to
the doctor (even though my friends posted pictures on the net). How do I remove my
joystick?" Our readers have answered this before, but I think it's time
we've gotten a fresh perspective. Maybe some new techniques have been developed.
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| Do You Have Any Children? |
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Posted by CaptStile on Tuesday August 15, @07:19AM
from the do-you-have-any-kids dept.
pissedpapa
asks: "Do you have any children? I do and I found my kid reading your site
and beat his ass. What kind of disgusting filth is this? I hope that you do
have children some day and they shoot you when they find out what kind of disgusting
pervert you are." There's a one questions limit so we'll let our readers discuss
your first query.
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| Are You Possessed by Satan? |
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Posted by CaptStile on Wednesday August 15, @01:48AM
from the jesus-freaks-again dept.
JesusIsLord writes: "You have strayed from the path. The Lord is the Light
and he is waiting for you. Embrace him and shun the evil Satan that possesses your
soul. Jesus is forgiving, even of people like you." Really no
question here but the writer assumes my soul is possessed by Satan. Is Satan really
this cool?
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| How Do I Clean My Sticky Keyboard? |
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 Posted by CowgirlBiatch on Tuesday
August 15, @07:32PM
from the don't-ask-don't-tell dept.
Mr. Sticky asks: "My keyboard gets sticky all the time (hence the nickname) and I
want to know what the best way to clean it. I've tried Kleenex, I've tried brillo
pads but it a very tedious process. Is there an easier way?" I'm hoping
it's sticky because you eat at your computer and not because you have bad aim. I'm
going to assume to food because I don't want to have bad dreams.
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