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What Kind of Sick Fuck Are You?

Stile SuxPosted by CaptStile on Wednesday August 16, @08:48AM
from the die-bastard-die dept.
Bev2000 asks: "LISTEN HERE YOU SLIMEBALL. I HOPE THAT YOU BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY.   THIS SICK SHIT THAT YOU HAVE ON YOUR SITE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.  I'M SURE SATAN HAS A SPOT ALL READY FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU.  BEFORE YOU DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH I MUST ASK,  WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK ARE YOU?"  An interesting question that gets asked quite often.  Well, what kind of sick fuck am I?

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How Do I Remove My Joystick?

Things Found in AssesPosted by CaptStile on Tuesday August 15, @09:08AM
from the watch-where-you-sit dept.
SideWanker asks: "My friends thought it would be really funny to set my Sidewinder Pro on my chair when I went to get some Surge.  When I came back I sat down really hard without looking and it got lodged in my bunghole.  I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor (even though my friends posted pictures on the net).  How do I remove my joystick?"  Our readers have answered this before, but I think it's time we've gotten a fresh perspective.  Maybe some new techniques have been developed.

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Do You Have Any Children?

Stile SuxPosted by CaptStile on Tuesday August 15, @07:19AM
from the do-you-have-any-kids dept.
pissedpapa asks: "Do you have any children?  I do and I found my kid reading your site and beat his ass.  What kind of disgusting filth is this?  I hope that you do have children some day and they shoot you when they find out what kind of disgusting pervert you are." There's a one questions limit so we'll let our readers discuss your first query. 

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Are You Possessed by Satan?

Stile SuxPosted by CaptStile on Wednesday August 15, @01:48AM
from the jesus-freaks-again dept.

JesusIsLord writes: "You have strayed from the path.  The Lord is the Light and he is waiting for you.  Embrace him and shun the evil Satan that possesses your soul.   Jesus is forgiving, even of people like you."  Really no question here but the writer assumes my soul is possessed by Satan.  Is Satan really this cool?

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How Do I Clean My Sticky Keyboard?

DisgustingPosted by CowgirlBiatch on Tuesday August 15, @07:32PM
from the don't-ask-don't-tell dept.
Mr. Sticky asks: "My keyboard gets sticky all the time (hence the nickname) and I want to know what the best way to clean it.  I've tried Kleenex, I've tried brillo pads but it a very tedious process.  Is there an easier way?" I'm hoping it's sticky because you eat at your computer and not because you have bad aim.  I'm going to assume to food because I don't want to have bad dreams.

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