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  Mark Zuckerberg Denies Biting Babies' Heads Off
  Top 11 Classes Geeks Will Not Be Taking
  Internet Goes Sentient, Declares It's "Not Neutral"
  Top 5 Failed Brick-and-Mortar Internet Stores
  Intel Announces Processor Optimized for Social Media Sites
  Geek Avoids Helping Family with Computer Problems on Mother’s Day
  Facebook Updates Privacy Menu
  New Obama Plan Would Redistribute Computing Power
  Facebook Working on Universal “Like” Button for People in Real Life
  Twitter CEO Ev Williams Announces New Features at Chirp Conference
  New Ubisoft DRM to Require Visit to Company "Gaming Centers" to Play
  United Stalker Association Starts Venture Capital Fund for Location-Based Technology Companies
  FBI Agents Seize Weapons, Bomb-making Plans in Raid on Geek Militia Compound
  BBspot Classic: Google Acquires Gun Company Just to Screw with People's Heads
  Google Ceasing to Exist Caused Problems in Negotiations says China
  Sony Adding Glowing Balls to All Products
  Details on Google's Nexus One Successor "Threepio Phone" Leaked
  Motion Control Advances Mean Future Generations Could Play Outside
  Law Enforcement's FourSquare Sting Nets 10,000 Burglar Arrests
  Facebook Plans on Accelerating Site Redesign Cycle
  Google Will Soon Know Exactly What You Are Doing
  Electronic Arts Announces The Saboteur 2
  Zuckerberg Promising More Ways for Family to Annoy You on Facebook
  Company Develops Game Controller for Everyday Tasks
  Seven Wii Fit Games We'd Like to See
  China to Build Googgle.cn Hopes No one Notices
  Facebook Upgrades Privacy Controls
  EA Acquires Sierra Entertainment, Merges Tiger Woods and Leisure Suit Larry Franchise
  Left 4 Dead 2: The Beatles Will Be Hitting Shelves Next Year
  NASA's Ambitious Plan to Bottle Water from the Moon
  Google Opens Google Invite to Invites
  Bank Releases One Million Account Numbers and Passwords in Preemptive Strike Against Hackers
  Google to Open Line of Retail Stores
  Symantec Warns of kanye.w Virus in the Wild
  Nintendo, Showtime Team for Dexter Video Game for Wii
  RIAA Spamming with Download Links to Catch Pirates
  Coffee Shops Getting Serious about Removing Freeloading Customers
  Wizards of the Coast Taps Stephenie Meyer to Write Monster Manual III
  Spammers Promising More to Boost Sales
  Study Confirms 82% of People Online are Assholes
  Eight-Hour World of Warcraft Movie to Feature Long Flight Scenes for Bathroom Breaks
  Twitter Cures Cancer
  Twitter Hiring Guerrilla Force to Bring Down Repressive Governments
  Study Shows Cats Control 42% of the Internet
  Valve to Purchase Duke Nukem Forever Source, Release Crossover Game
  Things Got Much Worse After Reading the Scroll
  Nintendo Releasing Wii Marching Band, Gregorian Chants
  Digg Relents on DiggBar, Releases DiggShaft as Replacement
  Microsoft Unveils New Xbox TV Channel
  Techcrunch Reports Obama in Talks with Company to Nationalize Twitter
  Twitter Unveils New Premium Accounts
  Obama to Establish Department of Watchmen to Oversee Watchmen
  Is Technology Killing the Suicide Note?
  The Authors Guild Sets Sights on Speak and Spell
  Judge Delays Pirate Bay Trial So He Can Finish Downloading This Season of House
  Facebook Revises Terms of Service, Now Owns Your Thoughts, Soul
  Groups Successfully Touring with Rock Band and Guitar Hero "Bands"
  Nigerian iPhone App Banned from App Store
  Toy Manufacturing Association Suing Santa over Free Toys
  Chilling Secret Behind Nintendo Wii Shortage Revealed
  NASA Putting Sponsored Items into Orbit
  Man Disciplined After Misunderstanding about "Cyber Monday"
  Obama Exploring Matrix-like Economic and Energy Solution
  Newly Unemployed Miss Getting Paid to Surf Internet the Most
  Google Using All Available Data to Predict Outcome of Election
  Large Hadron Collider Out of Atoms
  Apple Readies "I'm an iPhone" Ads Against Android
  Second Generation Android Phone Code-named "Marvin"
  Opera "Totally Not Jealous" of Google Chrome, Welcomes Competition
  Evolutionary Acceleration Research Institute Ready to Start “Squirrel Smasher”
  Zombies Behind Brain Games for Nintendo DS
  Star Wars Alderaan Play System Release Date Announced by LEGO
  Google Maps: Home Helps You Navigate in Unfamiliar Houses
  Group Protests Treament of Hadrons at CERN
  New BitTorrent Stores Open in Undisclosed Locations
  Harmonix Releases Rock Band Roadie Expansion
  Price of Gold Puts Damper on Diablo III, Other Games
  Yang Names Last Remaining Yahoo Employee President
  People Turning to Medieval Technologies to Save on Gas
  Jury Clears "Email Forwarder Killer" on Grounds of Justifiable Homocide
  Alternate Universe Congress Passes PRO-Freedom Act
  Freedom of Choice: The Transition to Ubuntu
  Valve Rolls Out TF2 Style Achievments for Employees
  HR Departments Embrace Interactive Fiction
  BBspot Labs: Seven Ways Science Can Improve Your Gas Mileage
  Six-fingered Man Barred from Guitar Hero Tournament
  Firefox Introduces New Rickroll Protection
  Motorola Hopes to Jumpstart Phone Sales With Cylindrical Bratr Phone
  Despite Dangers DTX Energy Ready to Offer Internet Using Natural Gas
  Geek's Social Map Looks Exactly Like Middle Earth
  "Free Organs" Post on Craig's List Leads to Organ Harvester Frenzy
  Social Network Aggregator Aggregator AllMyFrickingFriends.com Launched
  NSA Looking for “Guitar Heroes” to Bust Al'Qaeda Encryption
  Geek Reveals Secrets to Success in Online Dating
  Comcast's FCC Hearing Full of Stand-ins
  Advanced Movie Plot Technology To Save Earth from Falling Spy Satellite
  FCC Concerned about Final Two Bidders in Spectrum Auction
  Wireless Internet Cut in Egypt by "Low-Flying Airplane"
  Sony Announces New Power Outlet Standard
  RIAA Plan for RFID Chips in CDs Will Prevent Unauthorized Sharing
  Study Shows over 68% of Science Stories Have Scientific Errors
  New Upgrades Bring Web 2.0 Functionality to "Hubbl" Space Telescope
  Sony Outlines Process for Getting DRM-Free Music
  Year in Review: Tech Disappointments for 2007
  Kindle Facing Protests from Book Burning Organizations
  Google Using Innovative Methods to Keep Employees
  TomTom Teaming with Microsoft for Halo 3 Maps on GPS Units
  Facebook Sending Apology Gifts to Users Over Privacy Concerns
  AT&T Sponsoring Guantanamo Bay
  Writers' Strike Forces Producers to Become Creative
  Doctors Notice Increase in Facebook Status Syndrome
  Xkcd Comic Reenactment Leads to Over 100 Deaths
  Next Mario Game Nothing But Easter Eggs and Cheat Codes
  Ford Develops Coffee-powered Vehicle
  NFL Increases Restrictions on Remembering Games
  Wil Wheaton Indicted for Role in Robot Fighting Ring
  Norton Releases Antiregret Software as Part of Norton Antivirus
  Google Using Privacy Data to Build Clones
  New Ship Can Reach Faster-than-light Speeds
  Bungie Dumps AI for Cheap Human Intelligence in Halo 3
  Five Workers Trapped in Data Mining Accident
  Security Firm Issues Warning for Web 2.0 Exploit
  Hampton the "Dancing Hamster" Dies
  Google Using Subliminal Ads to Subdue Opposition to World Domination Plans
  Google Responds to Yahoo by Increasing Gmail Storage to Infinity Plus One
  Sony to Bundle Wii System with PS3 to Increase Sales
  RIAA Updates Mission Statement to Reflect Priorities
  SRII Stymied in the Search for Intelligence at the RIAA
  Blizzard Announces Plans for Second WoW Expansion
  Blizzard Selling LifePacks for Scheduled Downtime of World of Warcraft
  RIAA Makes Big Donation to SETI Project; Hopes to Sue Aliens
  Rockstar Announces New Game: Stalker
  Leisure Suit Larry to Exploit Wii Technology
  MIT Scientists Create One-Sided Mobius Pizza
  Man Sells Daughter to Buy Son a PS3
  Wife Stops Husband from Stealing her Identity
  Nerds Challenge Uwe Boll to Trivia Contest
  What Do They Put On The Other Side Of Web Pages?
  Japanese Kids Super-gluing Wii Controllers to Their Hands
  MPAA Lobbying for Home Theater Regulations
  New Biometric Security Device Goes Deeper
  Tweaked-out iTrip Devices Becoming Latest Auto Nuisance
  Pirate Software Association Study Shows Pirating Has Lower TCO than Paid
  City Bans Trick or Treating; Creates Online Alternative
  Turing Test Proves 2-Year-Olds Not Human
  Battlefield 2142 In-game Pop-up Ads Pack Some Suprises
  Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
  Alleged Music Pirate Copied from as Kid
  Internet to Shut Down on National Holidays
  Sony to Release PS4 this Christmas
  Magellan Releases Personalized Navigation Systems
  Internet Bank to Let Remote Customers Print Cash
  Google Maps Unveils Thousands of Alien Crop Circles
  ExxonMobil Announces Soylent Green Fuels for the Next Generation
  AMD, ATI Merge to Form DAAMIT
  Google's Move to Michigan Proves Existence of Corporate Graveyard
  SMS Addicts Get Relief with New Nokia Phone
  MMORPG Ships with Valuable Mistake
  New Energy Drink Keeps You Energized for Days
  Internet Spelling Bee Ends Without a Winner
  Dateline NBC Cracks Down on Online D and D Child Predators
  Geek Squad Upgrades to Lamborghinis in Anticipation of Vista
  Patch Allows World of Warcraft Mail To Be Checked with Gmail
  Drug Companies Want Standardized DNA
  MPAA and DVD Manufacturers Agree on HD-DVD Format
  Chrysler's "Smart Car" Hailed as Latest Step in Man-Machine Symbiosis
  New Starforce DRM Uses CD Made from Plastic Explosives
  Google Yourself At Your Own Risk
  Playstation 3 Powered by Small Nuclear Reactor
  Typo Prompts RIAA to Prosecute Fire Sharers
  Congressman Proposes "First!" Legislation
  EA Adding Carpool Lanes to Battlefield 2
  HP Creates Own Windows OS to Get Printer Drivers Working
  Horde Start World of Warcraft Charity
  Game Developers Sign World War 2 Shooter Ceasefire
  Ebay Implements One-click Bidding
  Canon Fuses SLR Camera with Cell Phone
  Valve to Focus Exclusively on Elite Gamers
  Santa Claus Under Attack from Privacy Advocates
  Geek Parents Using Cooling Technology Instead of Medicine to Lower Fevers
  Sony Will Follow Microsoft's Lead in Playstation 3 Launch
  BBspot Interviews Xbox 360 Marketing Guru
  New Sony Digital Camera Installs Rootkit to Stop Photo Sharing
  White House Releases "Iraq War 2.0" Patch
  Bush Proposes Faith-Based Firewalls for Government Computers
  GM Releases Adult-Focused "PornStar" Service in New Cars
  TiVo Announces Universal Sports Accelerator
  CDC Warns Of Viral Marketing Influenza Outbreak
  Internet Gambler Wagers On His Future
  Creative Labs Introduces The Silent Sound Card
  Dell Responds to Negative Sun Campaign
  ICANN to Ban Use of "WWW"
  Creative Unveils 1.5 Surround Sound Speaker System
  Terrorism Fueled by Caffeine
  NASA to Extend Daylight Using Giant Space Mirror
  Cisco Snares Last Bit of QOS Real Estate
  Napster Launches Online Counter
  Sony Releases New Wireless TV
  Poker Site wins Pentagon War Gaming Contract
  RIAA Steps Up Action on Copyright Violators
  Pedestrian Hacker Group Releases Crosswalk Button Hacks
  Dance Dance Evolution Game Created for Monkeys
  Real Life Death Match "Not as Fun" as Teens Hoped
  Intel Releases Pentium 4 with Dedicated Virus Coprocessor
  E3 Day 2
  Hillary Clinton Rallies to Outlaw Daydreaming
  Disgusted Internet Surfer Discovers Finger in Google Image Search
  Forbes Releases List of Top Party Corporations
  Irrational Building Number Causes Tragedy at Google
  Bookman New Style Debuts at FontCon
  Ebay Foils Phishers by Removing Password Requirement
  Supreme Court Bans Violent Video Games
  Google Acquires Gun Company Just to Screw with People's Heads
  New Cell Phone Includes Miniature Microwave Oven
  Monsanto Releases Cleaner Mud
  Jesus Makes Poor Showing at Frag Fest
  BBspot Labs: Never Lose Your Wireless Mouse Again
  Congress Moves to Ban Urban Legends
  Heaven Fails ISO 9000 Audit
  Lack of Subscribers Dooms NASA's Rock Cam
  Demon Spawn From Hell Sign Exclusive Agreement with Id Software
  Ebay Admits Strange Auctions Just Corporate Marketing Technique
  Counter-Strike Movie Deal Inked
  Subway's Jared to Publish Napkin Newsletter
  Hitachi Announces Longer Playing Vinyl Platter Hard Drives
  Auto Makers Forced to Unbundle Stereo from Vehicles
  Library Closes Last Vertical File in America
  Valve Bans 10,000 Steam Accounts for Gravity Gun Abuse
  AMD Releases Socket 666 Athlon 64 CPUs
  Virus Writers Begin Charging for Infection
  Marvel Sues Manufacturers of Pens, Pencils
  Protect Your Computer
  Google Expands Search Empire with Life Search
  Kodak Wins Patent Infringement Case Against Sun
  New Doppler Radar Identifies, Destroys Competing Doppler Radars
  Senators Call for Software Exploit Waiting Period
  Blockbuster Launches Book Rental Division
  Wal-Mart Introduces Giant Shopping Carts
  SpinLogic Recalls Hard Drives Due To Coriolis Effect
  Overclocker Creates Hover Computer
  Olympic Cyber-attack Fears Keep Fans at Home
  ELSC Releases English 2.0
  Computer Intelligence Will Surpass Human Intelligence This Year
  Language Differences Cause Confusion in Internet Communication
  New Warner Brothers CDs Disable Random Play
  Mobile Phone Gamers Outraged at Doom 3 Requirements
  Google Unveils New Search Results Formula
  Fengtek Releases Motherboard Designed Using Feng Shui Principles
  US Treasury Accepts Sponsorships on New Twenty
  Spammers Sending Messages from the Future
  Highway Department to Instance Busy Roads
  Computer Hackers Launch "Enhancement of Service" Attack
  Y2K Software Fix Licenses Expiring
  Virus Alert: IMterceptor
  Hardware Manufactures Require Electronic Living Will
  China Tries to Improve Copy Quality
  New Punctuation Mark Approved for Use
  Dev Team Releasing Multiplayer Counter-Hack Mod
  Da Vinci Credited with Developing First Search Engine
  Motorists Alarmed at Increasing Size of Pedestrians
  Paramount Releases Highly Anticipated Star Trek Service Pack
  Jesus Lacks Passion, Downsized
  W3C Announces New Features for CSS3
  Lousy Managers Are Next Outsourcing Trend
  NASA Sends Rover to Marketing Department
  Historical Site Lacks Flash, Students Complain
  Super Heroes Sue Super Villains for Infringement
  Nokia "Drunk-Phone" Eliminates Inebriated Calls
  Wal-Mart Opens Store on Recently Discovered Planet
  Google Releases Print Edition
  Starving, Homeless Children: "Mars Totally Rad"
  Dell Outsources CEO to Calcutta Orangutan
  Area Matron Prefers World Wide Web to Internet
  Software Upgrade Allows NASA to Resume Control of Mars Rover
  IdSoftware Ready to Release MyDoom 3 Virus-Game
  MikeHuntSoft.com Sued Over Domain Name
  Puzzling Anomalies in Mars Rover Pictures
  North Korea Develops Spam Technology
  Intel Unveils Coffee Nanoprocessors
  Spammers Using Mars Rover as Relay
  Experts Worried by Recent Pirate Retirements
  Psychologists Discover Application-Induced Social Dysfunction
  Virus Alert: w32.IsTooAVirus.A.Worm
  EA Releases Need for Speed: Backseat Driver
  God Considers Smiting Bible Pirates
  RFID Tag Technology Confirms One-Fruitcake Theory
  Word 2004 to Pioneer AutoUnsummarize Feature
  SCO Must Prove Existence of Santa Claus in Thirty Days
  Safeway Employee Admits Correct Change Turns Her On
  Half-Life 2 Physics Engine Contains Grand Unified Theory
  Yahoo Spam Sponges to Reduce Spam
  Dallas Ramada Birthday Party Video Surfaces
  McAfee to Tag and Release Viruses
  Tivo's FutureVue+ Revolutionizes TV Viewing
  Coke Educates on Morality of Drinking Tap Water
  God Releases Behind-the-Ear Upgrade
  New Marketing Automaton Passes Turing Test
  USPS Sues Internet Users
  Blizzard Releasing New Diablo 2 Expansion: The Lord of the Dance
  Web Services Unable to Connect to Legacy System with Spork
  RIAA Reanimating Dead Musicians to Eat the Brains of File Sharers
  Nigerian Philanthropist Can't Give Away Millions
  ,NET Saves Boy Down Well
  Coders Baffled by Satisfied Client
  ANTY Releases Tachyon Particle Video Card
  RIAA Says Future of Music is Suing File Sharers
  Insecure, Unstable Programs Being Insecure, Unstable Programs Being Helped by Software Psychologists
  Geek Overcomes Social Anxiety by Living Life as an RPG
  Open Source Comminity Develping their Own Viruses
  Dell Patents "Reboot and See if the Fixes It" Technical Support Process
  McDonald's Corporate Strategy Revealed to Be Work of Aliens
  SpamAssassin Unveils New HomeAssassin Product for Unwelcome Visitors
  Gamer Finds "Normal" Setting Impossible
  SCO Group to Shoot Babies
  Researchers Determine Plants Can Feel Pain, Vegetarians Eye Rocks
  Geek Suspects Online Girlfriend Of Faking Her IP Addresses
  Wide-load Laptops Target American's Growing Laps
  New Program for Swapping Hardware Enters Beta
  Star Trek Pundit Blasted at Convention for Controversial Theory
  Environmental Group Fears Growing Problem of Digital Waste
  Underclocking Becomes Latest Computer Craze
  Jakob Nielsen Declares Letter "C" Unusable
  Symantec Offering Virus Sponsorship
  Gateway Announces New "Retr0" Computing Line
  Virus Alert: w32.Leech
  Ford, GM Develop Competing Billboard-Blocking Technologies
  Tivo Debuts Get-A-Life Feature
  Sony Unveils New Self-Destructive DVD Player
  Shocking Software Boosts Productivity
  IT Workers Suffering From New Form of Tourette's Syndrome
  Suing Couldn't Be Easier
  Hacker Claims Credit for XP.BSOD Virus
  Gamer Missing from Online Clan, Puberty Suspected
  Eleven Computers Drowned in MP3 Witch Hunt
  1,200 Students Laid Off in School Merger
  Virus Alert: Spinning Shammy
  New ATI Card Pushes Limits of ASCII Gaming
  ICQ Study Shows American's Have "Ungood Grammer"
  Verizon's "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy Suffering from Brain Tumor
  Virus Alert: Heavyweight
  AT&T Offers Instant Messaging
  HP Forced to Pull "Print Your Own Money" Ad
  Hackers Demand Benefits
  Government Tracks Outlook Users in Massive Database
  Virus Alert: Smooth Talker
  Palm Introduces New Consumer Level PDA - Timekeeper
  Handspring Logo Finally Understood
  Pop-Up Windows Inventor Refuses to Stay Buried
  Virus Alert: Inferno
  Yahoo Erotica Editor Fired for Excessive Programming
  Virus Writer's Mom Makes Him Apologize to Everyone
  Device Allows for Employee Thought Monitoring
  Symantec Patches Buggy Sircam Virus
  Fujitsu Ships World's Fastest, Cutest Supercomputer
  Overclocked House Needs Extreme Cooling
  Valenti and Rosen Press Conference Transcript
  8 Year Old Busted for Accounting Fraud
  Microsoft Nearing Completion of Death Star
  Sony Music Lobbies for Ban on Markers
  Virus Alert: Spel Chekar
  Google Announces Premium "Find Anything" Service
  Security Training Won't Take Effect Until Microsoft Restarts
  Web Designer Builds Home Out of Flash
  Nethacker Ascends from Basement
  Overclocked Jesus Performs Miracles Faster
  Future of File-Swapping More Uncertain Than Ever
  Dictionary Innovation Spurs Competition
  Virus Alert: Eternal Damnation
  Virus Alert: The "Don't Fucking Open Me!" Virus
  Gateway Announces Job Cuts, Steak Dinner
  Hard Drive Sick of All this Crap
  She Does it All for the Money
  Steve Badly Beaten
  RIAA Wants Background Checks on CD-RW Buyers
  Tech CEOs Forced Into Moonlighting
  AMD Starts Rating Chips in GiggaHertz(tm)
  New Encryption Makes Copying CDs Impossible
  Compaq Unveils 208-Key Keyboard
  Gator Software Leaves Toilet Seat Up
  New Law Protects Free Speech
  Judge OKs Nuclear Strike on Napster
  Jesus' E-mail Campaign Fails
  Game Box Released to Rave Reviews
  Revolutionary Changes Channel
  Security Breach Traced to Hole in Head of Admin
  Take This One-Click Patent and Shove It
  Sun Discovers the Network is NOT the Computer
  New NVIDIA Video Card Enhances Flesh Tones
  Aliens Use DMCA to Sue Air Force Over UFOs
  Telecommuters Not Following Dress Code
  Video Card Review Sets Page Record
  Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl
  Nuclear War Slows Software Development
  Time Warner Faces Sellout Accusations
  God Creates Universe in Seven Days, Perl Gods Not Impressed
  Dead Hard Drive Kept "Just in Case"
  Zombies March on Washington
  AMD Announces Athlon Extreme OC Processor
  Amazon.com New Logo Sure to Increase Sales
  NVIDIA Rips a New One
  Office Jesus Will Work Miracles for Food
  Job Posting Crashes Monster.com
  New Distributed.net Client Raises Controversy
  Cube Assault Thwarted by Phone Call
  1 Dead, 3 Injured in Case Mod Gone Awry
  Obtaining Porn Not Challenging Enough for Kids
  PTSD: Post Technical Support Disorder
  Head Hunting Firm Decapitates 250
  Priceline Offers Name Your Own Price Prostitutes
  Pope, Protestants Open Source Bible
  Growing Trend in Peer-to-Peer Girlfriends
  Warez Hut Changes Piracy Policy
  Forbes 400 Poorest Americans
  Larry Ellison Exercises Jerk Options
  CEO Gets New Computer, Cards Bounce Faster
  AOL Unveils New 1000 Hours/Month Plan
  Hour Lost Explaining Computer Terms to Mom
  FBI Unable to Crack Hacker Code
  What Would Jesus Run?
  New Video Card Lets Users See Through Clothes
  Researchers Discover Source of All Tech News
  Latest Executive Craze: Palm Pilot Implants
  FTC Approves Merger of Crips-Bloods
  Overclockers Donate Heat Sinks to Homeless
  DonkeyHumper.com Running Out of Cash
  AOLTV Targets Not So Bright Internet Users
  Oracle Says Ellison is Unfrozen Caveman CEO
  New Ford Exorbitant Comes with Spare Explorer
  Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP
  Biggest Vegas Hotel Yet - Grander Canyon
  Cisco Purchases Tom's Nets for $2.3 Billion
  Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum
  AMD to Release New Moron Processor
  Oracle Experiencing Major Growth in Larry Ellison's Ego
  Napster Users Sue shanias-hot Over Bad MP3z
  Sisqo Systems Unveils New Thong Router
  Joy of Cola Really Just a Caffeine Buzz
  Warner-Lambert Announces New Drug Drysexia
  Starbucks Coffee Delivers Frappucino Jr. to America's Caffeine Starved Preschoolers
 

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