In the Name of the King

briggsb · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:48 pm Post subject: In the Name of the King

OK, tomorrow I'm starting the new practice of actually watching the movies that I do trailer reviews for. Tomorrow's review will be for "Dungeon Siege: In the Name of the King." It's a Uwe Boll film. It's testing my resolve. I need some moral support people.

ThE_ED · Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 148 Location: Rotterdam, Holland

You're a brave man!

I admire your dedication to your website, the things you have to go through just to deliver some content to us!
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billyfens · Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 534 Location: Lebanon, PA

ThE_ED · Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 148 Location: Rotterdam, Holland

I'd like it if you'd really explore the studio space this time...
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Tyras · Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 279

It'll never work, we're all gonna die!

briggsb · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject:

Hopefully, the good movies will balance out the awful. This isn't a good time of the year for quality movies, but hopefully the summer will make up for it.

briggsb · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:57 am Post subject:

Only a couple hours away now. Maybe, I should start watching Fellowship of the Ring just put some mithril armor around my brain before attempting this.

Turing · Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Posts: 153 Location: Costa Rica

Just try to think of it as MST3K withouth Joel, Mike, or the robots.
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ThE_ED · Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 148 Location: Rotterdam, Holland

Even better; a Mithril Cowbell.

Or maybe it's a bad movie in a "Hackers" kind of way, you feel like you've been watching a really bad story, but at least the quotes are cool. (Hack the Gibson!)
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briggsb · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:13 am Post subject:

Or I could borrow a phrase from Mr. Costanza on Seinfeld...

"Serenity now! Serenity now!"

A double meaning for geeks.

Turing · Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Posts: 153 Location: Costa Rica

Just remember....

Serenity now. Insanity later.
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McRingRing · Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 23

Good luck...It's been awhile since I've played Dungeon Siege, but from the review, this movie doesn't seem to follow the game very closely.
Thanks for putting up with it just to provide us with entertaining things to read!

briggsb · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:58 am Post subject:

OK, I'm off to the theater now. If I don't return, please contact the authorities and punch Uwe Boll for me...

Tyras · Joined: 16 Mar 2007 Posts: 279

Ray Liotta as the evil wizard??

Fuck..

I'm gonna have to go out and rent Goodfellas and ignore the existence of this Dungeon Siege movie.

briggsb · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:44 pm Post subject:

I survived. It was tough, but I made it through. Here's my reaction to the film...

http://bbspot.com/Log/?module=Log&function=browse&id=1241

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