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Funny Ways Harry Potter Dies in Deathly Hallows
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Gets very drunk on butterbeer and has one-night stand with Dementor. Finds out its "Hump of Despair" is way worse than its "Kiss of Death." |
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Scar actually a time bomb set by Voldemort, making Harry's head explode in a bloody mist. |
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Luna Lovegood provides Harry with some bad acid. While tripping, Harry thinks he can fly without his broom and dies jumping from window in astronomy tower. |
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Heart attack from high cholesterol brought on by a lifetime of eating sausages. |
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Murdered by Ron after Hermione gets caught holding Harry's wand. |
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Smothered by Veela breasts. |
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Disgruntled Snitch frees a bunch of Bludgers and sends them after Harry. |
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Decapitated by Hogwart's Express in game of "chicken" with Draco Malfoy. |
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Trampled by a mob of liberated house elves. |
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Becomes Animagus. Turns into mouse. Gets eaten by Hedwig. |
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Harry becomes paralyzed when thrown from back of Centaur. Inspires wizarding community with inspirational struggle towards recovery, but dies from bedsore infection. |
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