| Worst Valentine Tradition |
| Exchanging cards | | 2.7% (103) |
| Ceremonial laughing at the geek | | 4.3% (162) |
| Box of Chocolate-Covered Crunchy Frog | | 1.3% (48) |
| Powdery hearts with poisonous ink sayings | | 4.1% (155) |
| Chick flick | | 5.3% (201) |
| Annual "Lonely Loser" dance | | 5.9% (223) |
| Sleeping on the couch for your failure to read minds. | | 75.8% (2869) |
| Box of Chocolate Mysteries | | 0.6% (23) |
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