Sorceror's Stone 1.3% (9)

Chamber of Secrets 0.3% (2)

Prisoner of Azkaban 2.1% (15)

Goblet of Fire 2.9% (21)

Order of the Phoenix 2.9% (21)

Half-Blood Prince 4.1% (29)

Blossoming Hermione 28.3% (202)

Trouble with Ron 2.0% (14)

Exploding House Elf 4.8% (34)

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders 16.1% (115)

Death of the Dursleys 2.2% (16)

Zit of Destiny 6.4% (46)

I never read any of them. 12.5% (89)

Call of Cthulhu 7.0% (50)

Blue Screen of Death 7.1% (51)