Poll Results
Favorite Thanksgiving Insult
Captain Turkeyneck 8.4% (39)
Mashed-potatoes for brains 6.9% (32)
Candied-Yam ass 8.7% (40)
More evil than deviled eggs 5.4% (25)
You're full of stuffing 5.6% (26)
Uglier than green bean casserole 7.4% (34)
Grandma was a better cook 22.7% (105)
I can't believe you ate the whole turkey lardass 34.8% (161)
Total Votes: 462