Jan 20 - Feb 18
As it turns out, overclocking the office coffeemaker doesn't make you
more productive, but your co-workers have become increasingly annoying.
Feb 19 - Mar 20
The pathetic state of your life becomes crystal clear this week when
you realize you have more motherboards than friends.
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Your well-rehearsed diatribe on the advantages of Linux over Windows
and the monopolistic practices of Microsoft is a sight to behold, however,
your mom just wanted to know how to check her e-mail.
Apr 20 - May 20
You left the rules for "Fight Club" in the copier again, and
now Stuart, the mailroom guy with the lazy eye and clubfoot wants to
May 21 - June 21
You will get a chance this week to sacrifice your self-respect and dignity
for a larger cubicle. The choice will be much more difficult than you
June 22 - July 22
If cleanliness is next to godliness then your desk must be an atheist.