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Monday, October 3 12:00 AM EST

Random Technical Support Problem/Solution Generator

 

By Brian Briggs

When you're working on your mom's or your boss's computer, sometimes you just don't know what caused problem or how to fix it. However, you don't want to tell them that. This generator will give you a cause and solution to the problem, so when the problem fixes itself when you reboot you'll sound smart.

Problem: I found a nest of grasshoppers in your power supply.

Solution: Draw a picture of Jar Jar Binks naked, delete your config.sys file, and say "slimy Playboy bunny" three times, that always works for me.

Push the button to receive a different problem/solution combo.

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