Reasons George W.
Was Named Time's Person of the Year
||His dad knew a few of the editors, pulled
||Never can start kissing up too early to
get that AOL-Time Warner, Microsoft merger approved.
||Carrot Top had scheduling conflicts for
the photo shoot.
||Al Gore won the "People's Choice" award,
but Bush won the Person of the Year Electoral College.
||Had overrated, dopey businessman last
year. Did overrated, dopey politician for a change of pace.
|| Couldn't bear to have a woman win "Man^H^H^H
Person of the Year"
||Voters thought that it was for "Moron
of the Year".
||Wanted to follow in the footsteps of Penthouse
magazine who declared this the "Year of Bush".
||Makes a great companion piece to the "Dumbing
Down of America" article.
||Kept waiting for Jesus to come back as
planned in 2000, had to come up with something in a hurry.
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