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Reasons George W.
Was Named Time's Person of the Year
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| 10. |
His dad knew a few of the editors, pulled
some strings. |
| 9. |
Never can start kissing up too early to
get that AOL-Time Warner, Microsoft merger approved. |
| 8. |
Carrot Top had scheduling conflicts for
the photo shoot. |
| 7. |
Al Gore won the "People's Choice" award,
but Bush won the Person of the Year Electoral College. |
| 6. |
Had overrated, dopey businessman last
year. Did overrated, dopey politician for a change of pace. |
| 5. |
Couldn't bear to have a woman win "Man^H^H^H
Person of the Year" |
| 4. |
Voters thought that it was for "Moron
of the Year". |
| 3. |
Wanted to follow in the footsteps of Penthouse
magazine who declared this the "Year of Bush". |
| 2. |
Makes a great companion piece to the "Dumbing
Down of America" article. |
| 1. |
Kept waiting for Jesus to come back as
planned in 2000, had to come up with something in a hurry. |
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