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Reasons to Not Break Microsoft In Two
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| 10. |
Microsoft investors know this is the first
sign of the apocalypse. |
| 9. |
This would make Steve Ballmer angry. You
wouldn't like Steve Ballmer angry... (cue Hulk music) |
| 8. |
Tough to double Microsoft joke output,
at high levels such as it already is. |
| 7. |
Everybody knows that it takes at least
3 versions of Microsoft before you get anything good. |
| 6. |
Two wrongs do not make a right. |
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There are already enough companies producing
bloated, overpriced software. |
| 4. |
Bill Gates makes a better richest man
in the world than Larry Ellison |
| 3. |
Already sick of the phrase "Baby
Bills" |
| 2. |
Pictures of Janet Reno and Joel Klein
doing a victory dance. |
| 1. |
Gates would head Microsoft, Ballmer would
head new company called Ballsoft. |
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