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Wednesday, April 21 12:00 PM EDT

Reasons High Gas Prices Are Good

10. Your 1995 GEO Metro just got a lot more valuable.  Yeah, baby!
9. Good reason to get back together with the old buddies in the gas siphoning gang.
8. Great excuse not to go see those annoying relatives.
7. Can't afford trips to the grocery store, so you will finally use all the canned goods you bought for Y2K disaster.
6. Another reason to point and laugh at yuppies in their gas guzzling SUVs.
5. General Motors bound to offer a fortune for your potato powered car idea.
4. Urban legend about a car that goes 1,000 miles on a gallon of gas will make a comeback.
3. Can feel less guilty about the $1,500 you spent for the mountain bike sitting in the attic.
2. Rich Arab terrorists a lot better movie villains than poor ones.
1. Getting tired of annoying Silicon Valley millionaires, ready for annoying Texas millionaires again.


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