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Reasons High Gas Prices Are Good
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| 10. |
Your 1995 GEO Metro just got a lot more
valuable. Yeah, baby! |
| 9. |
Good reason to get back together with
the old buddies in the gas siphoning gang. |
| 8. |
Great excuse not to go see those annoying
relatives. |
| 7. |
Can't afford trips to the grocery store,
so you will finally use all the canned goods you bought for Y2K disaster. |
| 6. |
Another reason to point and laugh at yuppies
in their gas guzzling SUVs. |
| 5. |
General Motors bound to offer a fortune
for your potato powered car idea. |
| 4. |
Urban legend about a car that goes 1,000
miles on a gallon of gas will make a comeback. |
| 3. |
Can feel less guilty about the $1,500
you spent for the mountain bike sitting in the attic. |
| 2. |
Rich Arab terrorists a lot better movie
villains than poor ones. |
| 1. |
Getting tired of annoying Silicon Valley
millionaires, ready for annoying Texas millionaires again. |
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