Ways to Make Big Brother More Interesting
||Limit available food to beans and cabbage. See
if George explodes.
||Add a pack of rabid Rottweilers to the
||Pay more attention to the plants growing
in the garden, less to the people.
||Change vote from "Who gets kicked
out of the house?" to "Who gets beaten with baseball bats
by the other house members?"
||Get Julie Chen a personality transplant.
||Slip Ecstasy into the water supply.
||Put one of those giant time bombs with
the red digital countdown displays on it in the house. See
if they can pick the right wire to cut.
||Rerun episodes of "The Nanny" instead.
||Secretly replace water in pool with sulfuric
acid, watch the fun begin.
||ANYTHING, ANYTHING, PLEASE DEAR GOD, ANYTHING!!!
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