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Ways to Make Big Brother More Interesting
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10. |
Limit available food to beans and cabbage. See
if George explodes. |
9. |
Add a pack of rabid Rottweilers to the
cast. |
8. |
Pay more attention to the plants growing
in the garden, less to the people. |
7. |
Change vote from "Who gets kicked
out of the house?" to "Who gets beaten with baseball bats
by the other house members?" |
6. |
Get Julie Chen a personality transplant. |
5. |
Slip Ecstasy into the water supply. |
4. |
Put one of those giant time bombs with
the red digital countdown displays on it in the house. See
if they can pick the right wire to cut. |
3. |
Rerun episodes of "The Nanny" instead. |
2. |
Secretly replace water in pool with sulfuric
acid, watch the fun begin. |
1. |
ANYTHING, ANYTHING, PLEASE DEAR GOD, ANYTHING!!! |
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