 Microsoft: The
Next 25 Years
As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of Microsoft. We
take a look ahead at what the future holds for the next 25 years
at Microsoft.
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| 2001 |
.NET system goes online, human decisions are removed
from the office environment |
| 2001 |
2:14am, August 29th, .NET become self-aware, corporations
try to pull the plug but it's too late, .NET strikes back. |
| 2002 |
Internet Explorer 6.0 for Windows released. |
| 2004 |
Supreme Court rules to break up Microsoft. |
| 2005 |
President Gates disbands Supreme Court, orders break
up of Sun Microsystems, IBM and Oracle. |
| 2006 |
Windows 2004 released. |
| 2007 |
Microsoft purchases Napster-Disney-Cisco-Coke-Ford-Avis
to compete with Oracle-AOL-3Com-Pepsi-GM-Hertz and GE. |
| 2008 |
Windows NT 4.0 Service Pack 84 released. |
| 2009 |
Gates second term as President begins. |
| 2010 |
Microsoft Office surpasses the 18 Terabyte mark. |
| 2012 |
Windows 2010 Service Pack 1 released. |
| 2013 |
Windows 2010 released. |
| 2015 |
Microsoft releases Internet Explorer 6.0 for Apple
Macintosh. |
| 2016 |
Microsoft enhances their only innovation by introducing
the "Red Screen of Death." |
| 2020 |
Bill Gates purchases Linus Torvalds. |
| 2021 |
Researchers develop first crash-proof operating system,
then destroy it. They are just that evil. |
| 2024 |
Microsoft genetic engineers realize Bill Gates' childhood
dream and develop the first talking rabbit. |
| 2025 |
A reunited Backstreet Boys perform at the 50th anniversary
of the founding of Microsoft. |
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