Next 25 Years
As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of Microsoft. We
take a look ahead at what the future holds for the next 25 years
||.NET system goes online, human decisions are removed
from the office environment
||2:14am, August 29th, .NET become self-aware, corporations
try to pull the plug but it's too late, .NET strikes back.
||Internet Explorer 6.0 for Windows released.
||Supreme Court rules to break up Microsoft.
||President Gates disbands Supreme Court, orders break
up of Sun Microsystems, IBM and Oracle.
||Windows 2004 released.
||Microsoft purchases Napster-Disney-Cisco-Coke-Ford-Avis
to compete with Oracle-AOL-3Com-Pepsi-GM-Hertz and GE.
||Windows NT 4.0 Service Pack 84 released.
||Gates second term as President begins.
||Microsoft Office surpasses the 18 Terabyte mark.
||Windows 2010 Service Pack 1 released.
||Windows 2010 released.
||Microsoft releases Internet Explorer 6.0 for Apple
||Microsoft enhances their only innovation by introducing
the "Red Screen of Death."
||Bill Gates purchases Linus Torvalds.
||Researchers develop first crash-proof operating system,
then destroy it. They are just that evil.
||Microsoft genetic engineers realize Bill Gates' childhood
dream and develop the first talking rabbit.
||A reunited Backstreet Boys perform at the 50th anniversary
of the founding of Microsoft.
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