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| 10. |
Butter, Saran Wrap, toilet seats - enough
said. |
| 9. |
Emptied bottles of Evian spring water
in Oval Office mini-bar, put Grey Goose vodka instead. |
| 8. |
Subscribed gwbush@whitehouse.gov to every
pr0n mailing list. |
| 7. |
Emptied out all the White House condom
machines. |
| 6. |
Disabled all spell checkers. |
| 5. |
Replaced portrait of Abraham Lincoln with
portrait of Katherine Harris. |
| 4. |
Filled Dick Cheney's office with sticks
of butter. |
| 3. |
Made start up sound on all computers "If
you only knew the *power* of the dark side. Obi-wan never told you
what happened to your father." |
| 2. |
Replaced the coffee normally served at
the cafeteria with mountain grown Colombian cocaine. |
| 1. |
Switched oval office intercom button with
button that releases entire stock of nuclear weapons. |
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