||Butter, Saran Wrap, toilet seats - enough
||Emptied bottles of Evian spring water
in Oval Office mini-bar, put Grey Goose vodka instead.
||Subscribed email@example.com to every
pr0n mailing list.
||Emptied out all the White House condom
||Disabled all spell checkers.
||Replaced portrait of Abraham Lincoln with
portrait of Katherine Harris.
||Filled Dick Cheney's office with sticks
||Made start up sound on all computers "If
you only knew the *power* of the dark side. Obi-wan never told you
what happened to your father."
||Replaced the coffee normally served at
the cafeteria with mountain grown Colombian cocaine.
||Switched oval office intercom button with
button that releases entire stock of nuclear weapons.
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