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Wednesday, April 21 12:00 PM EDT

White House Pranks

10. Butter, Saran Wrap, toilet seats - enough said.
9. Emptied bottles of Evian spring water in Oval Office mini-bar, put Grey Goose vodka instead.
8. Subscribed gwbush@whitehouse.gov to every pr0n mailing list.
7. Emptied out all the White House condom machines.
6. Disabled all spell checkers.
5. Replaced portrait of Abraham Lincoln with portrait of Katherine Harris.
4. Filled Dick Cheney's office with sticks of butter.
3. Made start up sound on all computers "If you only knew the *power* of the dark side. Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father."
2. Replaced the coffee normally served at the cafeteria with mountain grown Colombian cocaine.
1. Switched oval office intercom button with button that releases entire stock of nuclear weapons.


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