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Reasons Not to Off Your Co-Worker
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| 11. |
No one to play Network Hearts with. |
| 10. |
Can you say "double the work?" |
| 9. |
Sound of gunshot might wake him up. |
| 8. |
Life in prison would be more entertaining,
but pays slightly less. |
| 7. |
Bloodstains violate company dress code. |
| 6. |
According to your boss there is no "crazed
loner gunman" in T-E-A-M. |
| 5. |
Cheney will probably die of a heart attack
anyway. |
| 4. |
The boss is already suspicious since Mike
and Trisha bit the dust. |
| 3. |
You need a victim to whom you can hand
off the "I'm computer illiterate, but..." tech calls. |
| 2. |
You'd have to figure out how the coffee
machine works. |
| 1. |
Shouting "I'm gonna kill you, I"m
gonna fucking kill you," to him in front of everyone in the
meeting last week would probably make you the prime suspect. |
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