June 22 - July 22
Loving open source is one thing, but you've taken it too far. Stop abusing your
roommate's plush Tux toy.
July 23 - Aug 22
Your backyard BBQ will be a great hit with the neighborhood. Who'd have thought
there'd be so many advantages to NOT putting fans on your heat sinks?
Aug 23 - Sept 22
In case you haven't noticed, your friends have nicknamed you 'The Hairless
Wonder'. Take a hint and shave off the peach fuzz moustache you've been working
on since high school freshman year.
Sep 23 - Oct 23
Your opinion of your new cellmate (er, cubicle-mate) reaches a new low, when,
upon asking if he has Adobe Acrobat, he sarcastically replies where in the
world he could possibly keep a clay sculpture of a gymnast in this tiny workplace.
Oct 24 - Nov 21
Now is the time to laugh at all your friends who invested in your dot coms
and lost their fortune, because by next week you'll be sleeping with the fishes.
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Jumping the shark doesn't mean what you think it means and the folks at Sea
World aren't too happy.
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Your well rehearsed diatribe on the advantages of Linux over Windows and the
monopolistic practices of Microsoft is a sight to behold, however, your mom just
wanted to know how to check her email.
Jan 20 - Feb 18
You'll give up your job, your wife and children and nearly your life this week,
but you still can't get a first post on Slashdot. That damn shoeboy keeps beating
you to it.
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Nobody's impressed that your ICQ contact list contains 137 nicknames. Stop
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Your decision to paint your living room wall with a mural of Counselor Deanna
Troi will be the last straw between you and your wife. Think it over, okay?
Apr 20 - May 20
You've been saying it for years but a new study will back
up your assumption that all people who call tech support are idiots.
May 21 - June 21
This week, your wife will have a brief moment of clarity, comprehending your
techno-jabber completely. It'll be a rain man moment. Cherish it. It
won't happen again.