Wednesday, August 21 12:00 PM EDT

Thoughts After Watching the Ballmer Video

11. Kids, crystal meth is a dangerous substance....
10. Hello, Schwab? Yes, please liquidate my position in Microsoft immediately.
9. Did he just say "GIVE IT UP FOR ME!!!!!"????    
8. I hope he doesn't blue screen.
7. Why is King Kong Bundy speaking at Microsoft?
6. Rosie O'Donnell has a brother?
5. Friends don't let friends PowerPoint drunk.
4. I've got 3 words for you "WHAT... THE.... FUCK???? YES!!!"
3. I really should start drinking coffee again.
2. Move Ballmer heart monitor to DefCon 5.
1. Gloria Estefan has put on a lot of weight.

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