Virgo
Aug 23 - Sept 22
You'll be fired from your ad agency later this week after your
boss gets your detailed proposal to have Britney Spears to promote
Charmin. You gotta be careful what you're squeezin'.
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
Seventy two hours of blowing up terrorists in Counter-Strike may not make the
world a better place, but it will sure makes you feel good. Go with it.
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
It's strange being away from home for the very first time, but you'll get by
just fine. But who knows what they'll say when they find you partying with
your college buds in their summer cottage.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Your co-workers finally give up all pretense of liking your colorful shirts
and stage the Great Shirt Revolt of 2001.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Your request for a 30 GB hard drive will be turned down by the budget committee.
What's a sanitation engineer to do with his mp3 collection?
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
You've found yet another way to annoy your cubicle mate by installing VNC while he's at lunch.
But it's time to stop messing with his mind when he brings in the local chaplain
to perform an exorcism. |
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Bachelor life is a great time. But should the bottom of your
fridge really seem to be "carpeted"?
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Okay, so you think you've acclimated to dorm life. But you still haven't figure
out why your roomie keeps giving you those psychotic looks. A hint: It's his
computer. Time to let him use it.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
This will be the last time your friends take you out for some gentleman's entertainment.
You could've sworn they said laptop dance.
Gemini
May 21 - June 21
It's rather disconcerting to find that your fancy touchscreen remote
now replies to your commands with "Will you stop touching me!? I don't
know where those fingers have been." So, where have they been?
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
While bragging at the local Coffee Shop, you discover that being able to quote
the exact ISBN of the favorite book of the pretty girl behind the counter doesn't
impress her, but only earns you a restraining order.
Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
Good News! Your local telephone company co says you're finally qualified for
DSL. Bad News! They suggest buying a shovel and some copper wire. |
