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Microsoft is pushing the limit on gamers' patience
by only allowing pre-orders of their Xbox gaming console to customers
who purchase bundles of software and accessories. The first
batch of Xbox pre-orders sold out in 30 minutes and emboldened the
Microsoft marketing team to put together some more creative Xbox
packs. BBspot has come into possession of an internal Microsoft
document outlining their newest Xbox packages:
The "I bought an Xbox and all I got was
this lousy T-Shirt" Pack
Features
$299
The Useless Junk Pack
Features
- Xbox
- Misprinted Windows NT 5.0 boxes
- Sack of Rotting Garbage
- Microsoft Works
$650
The You Don't Really Want It But You're Getting
it Anyway Pack
Features
- Xbox
- Elmo's Circus Hunt
- 7 Game Controllers
- 3 Extra Power Cords
- 1000 Xbox Bumper Stickers
$750
The Victory Pack
Features
- Xbox
- Legal Fee Surcharge
- Discount for Voting Republican
- "Why the Justice Department is Wrong" Booklet
- Monopoly board game: Microsoft Edition
$799
The Bill Needs a New Yacht Pack
Features
- Xbox
- Project Gotham Racing
- 100 Share Microsoft Stock
$6200
The Hard Sell Pack
Features
- Xbox
- Timeshare in Seattle
- Membership in the Church of Scientology
- 1987 Honda Accord "like new"
$9995 down, $150/month
The Godfather Pack
Features
- Xbox
- Vito doesn't come to your house and bust your kneecaps with a
bat
$50,000
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