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Friday May 5 1:29 PM EDT

Moral Dilemma Resolved With Tequila

By Brian Briggs

Madison, WI - The moral dilemma of whether to sleep with his friend's girlfriend or not was the moral dilemma that University of Wisconsin Sophomore Justin Grubbs was suffering with Thursday night.  By the next evening the dilemma had been resolved with the help of 12 tequila shots.

The dilemma arose when Tom Geddings and his girlfriend Teresa got in a fight on tequilaWednesday night about Tom going home for the weekend to see an old girlfriend.  Teresa then contacted Justin about going to the Delta Tau Delta party together.

"I wasn't sure if she meant like as friends, or you know not friends.  I talked to Tom and he said they hadn't broken up, but they did have a big fight.  I wasn't sure what to do."

"I could barely sleep the night before the party", said Justin.  "I decided to go with the flow.  At Delts I sought the help of my good friend, Jose Cuervo.  He really made the decision a lot easier.  I felt pretty bad about it the next morning, but I think Jose may be able to help with that too," added Justin.

When contacted in Milwaukee about the events Tom Geddings said, "He did what.   That bastard.  Wait till I get back."

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