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Tuesday  June 13 1:34 PM EDT

Biggest Vegas Hotel Yet - Grander Canyon

By Brian Briggs

Outside Las Vegas - The most ambitious casino and resort project began today just outside of Las Vegas.  Grander Canyon will be a full scale reproduction of the Grand Canyon, dug out of the Nevada desert with all the amenities of a Las Vegas luxury hotel.  Nearly 277 miles long, over a mile deep and 18 miles wide at its widest point, Grander Canyon will boast nearly 3,000,000 luxury suites in the walls of the man-made canyon.

Grander Canyon"Projects such as Bellagio, New York and Paris built smaller versions of the originals.  This is the first time a full scale reproduction of a National Park as a luxury hotel and casino has been attempted," said Steve Wynn of Mirage Resorts.

No more worries about inclement weather ruining your summer vacation at Grander Canyon.   With a fully enclosed dome the entire facility can be enjoyed at a comfortable 70 degrees and at night the dome will be used for a laser light production entitled "The Beauty of Nature".

"The days when families took a dangerous donkey ride or hike to the bottom of the canyon will be long gone.  Did you know that several people are killed each year on such treks!  Now they will be able to take a trip to the bottom of the canyon in our completely safe, air-conditioned elevator or if they prefer on one of our robot donkeys," said Wynn.

"It's a long drive out to the real Grand Canyon especially with screaming kids," said Vegas visitor Jason Ludwig, "When Grander Canyon is finished, it will be just a short hop from the world famous Vegas strip.

Grander Canyon will be the largest hotel and casino in the world only for a short time, until the larger Himalaya! is built using the dirt excavated from Grander Canyon.  Himalaya! will feature a full scale reproduction of the Himalayan mountain chain complete with an elevator to Everest.  Grander Canyon is scheduled to be completed in 2078 when the number of visitors in Las Vegas will reach 198 billion a year by current projections.

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