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Antofagasta, Chile -Astronomers at the European Southern Observatory in northern
Chile, have discovered what appears to be yet another large blob
in deep space, which they have dubbed "Object EMTH-23758402."
 "Like most of the other blobs we've
found, we don't quite know what it is," said Robert Johnson,
an astrophysicist at the Observatory. "But we do know
it's really big, really far away and shaped something like Hillary
Clinton's head."
Researchers
believe it could increase the number of known objects in the universe
by a factor of one, but other scientists have remained skeptical. "There
are quite a few blobs in space already," noted Andrew Molloy,
a distinguished professor at Carnegie Mellon University. "I
don't know if I believe that there could be yet another one."
Maverick astronomer Dr. Isaac Trenfors
conjectures that this blob may actually be a combination of several
blobs. "It appears that this blob may be made up of
tiny blob globules or blob-globs, so what were seeing here is actually
a blob cluster and not an actual blob."
Many Americans were relieved to hear
that this may not be a blob. "This world has enough
blobs, look at Rosie O'Donnell, look at Dom Deluise can we really
take any more?" said Geoffrey Lyons. When Mr.
Lyons was informed that this blob is several million light years
away he said, "Oh, that may be all right then."
Extensive research at the Observatory
has revealed that there are dark blobs, light blobs, and a few
in-between blobs, and 85% of 100 survey subjects agreed that the
special effects in sci-fi movies are much more realistic.
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