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Tuesday, January 9 12:01 AM EST

Weinke Skips NFL Draft for Little League

By Brian Briggs

Whooping the KidsTallahassee, FL - Florida State University quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Chris Weinke has decided to forego the NFL draft and instead complete his 2 years of Little League eligibility.  According to Little League rules, Weinke who left baseball to play Pee Wee football when he was 8, can still compete in the 9-10 year old division.

In his first game of the Tallahassee winter league with the VFW 128 Yankees, Weinke pitched a perfect game and hit 7 home runs.  VFW 128 Yankee's Coach Jason Lickliter said, "He's in a class all by himself out there. He's a man among boys."

Danny Kreiger of the opposing Dairy Queen Tigers Crybaby!said, "I have a poster of him in my room, but I'm tearing it down after he called me a four-eyed panty waist."

Parents of the children of the opposing team felt Weinke's presence was unfair. "This is ridiculous.  He's 3 times my kid's age and size.   I probably could take it except he kept calling my son a pansy ass."

Weinke was unfazed by the criticism.   "I'm playing by the rules.   The league says I can play so I'm playing," he said.  "As for the taunting,   these kids are just mad I struck them all out.  What a bunch of crybabies."

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