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Kabul, Afghanistan - The leader of the Taliban in Afghanistan surrendered
suspected terrorist Osama Bin Laden after the organization's web
site was defaced. "The mighty power of these computer magicians
is too much for the Taliban to endure. We would rather give up Bin
Laden than to have our web site say '0wNz0r3d by 7h3 D4rK KnIgHt5'," said
Taliban leader Mullah Omar.
 The secretive Dark Knights hacking
group issued a statement from their fourth hour algebra class at
Calvin Coolidge Middle School which stated, "We totally claim
responsibility for this. I mean that's why we put our name up there.
This is so kewl."
"America sleeps easier knowing the elite Dark Knights are on
guard," said Secretary of State Colin Powell.
Conflicting reports have suggested that the Taliban leaders surrendered
Bin Laden after viewing a Power Point presentation which displayed
touching images from the tragedy of 9/11 and ended with the phrase "God
Bless America!" in bright red letters.
CNN reported that Mick Jagger and David Bowie were dancing in the
streets.
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