BBspot

  About BBlog BBloopers BBoard BBspot's Book of Geek BBshop Archives

Archives - Discussion
BBlog
Daily Links - 11/6/09 That's What She Said Award Daily Links - 11/5/09
BBloopers
The Public Option
Worst Celebrity Ever
Job Openings
Top 11
Top 11 Things Nerds Can Do that Average People Can't
PC Weenies
The Free Food Catch
Hot Enough for You
Windows 7 Developers Edition
Geek Horoscopes
Random Geek Horoscopes
Classics
How White and Nerdy Are You?
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Slashdot Story Generator
Which OS Are You?
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
Games
The BBook of Geek Internet Quiz
Shrunken Heads
Funny Bubbles
RSS
BBlog XML/RSS feed
Add to Google
Add to My Yahoo!
Save This Page
Follow on Twitter
Recommended
Fark
Broken Newz
The Toque
Worth 1000
Joe the Peacock
PC Weenies
Mental Floss
Smashing Games
Free Codecs
SlushFactory
Geek Press
Wil Wheaton
Jonathan Coulton
I-Mockery
FreeWorldGroup
Geek of the Day
Um... Things
Jokes Gallery
Yo! Free Games
Funny Pictures
More Links

Thursday, November 15 12:01 AM EST

RIAA Cracks Down After Taliban Ousted

By Brian Briggs

Kabul, Afghanistan - The Recording Industry Association of Afghanistan (RIAA) has begun a major crackdown on pirated music since the Taliban fell from power 2 days ago, and launched their own bid for control in the war torn city. Many cheered the fall of the Taliban, but the RIAA feels that if music can be listened to that copyrights will be violated.

Eat Food, Not CopyrightsSoon after the Taliban fled Kabul, black market Qamar Gul and Ahmad Zahir CDs were being openly peddled on street corners. Rumors of Abdullah Muqri MP3s circulating on the Kabul computer were widespread.

"It was much easier to control music piracy when the Taliban was in control. Now we fear that with their new found freedom the people of Kabul and in the rest of Afghanistan will turn to copyright violation to satisfy their musical needs," said RIAA President Ghulam Hotak. "An RIAA lead country will be able to enjoy the joys of music, but only if artist are properly compensated."

Opposition groups denounce the RIAA power grab. "We will fight to the last man to keep the RIAA from power in Afghanistan," said General Mahommed Dawood of the Northern Alliance. "We did not unseat the Taliban only to have them replaced by a more oppressive regime."

The Recording Industry Association of America has pledged support to the RIAA by offering troops from its elite piracy fighting Freedom Squad. "We can not sit idly by and watch the people of Afghanistan violate copyrights. Our brothers in the RIAA need our support," said Hilary Rosen.

More Tech News

Recommend this Story to a Friend

Previous Story:

Daschle Proposes Restrictions on Box Cutters
Next Story:

Steve Badly Beaten


  Politics Contact FAQs
A
D

bingo - Private Krankenversicherung - Toilet Parts
Drain Cleaning Review - WeT HeaD Media - Water Heater Reviews - Montana With Kids - Silver Dollar Casino

Copyright 1999-2008 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a tech satire news and geek humor source, and meant to be funny.
If you are easily offended, gullible, or don't have a sense of humor, we suggest you go elsewhere. Those without the geek gene activated should also avoid this site.