Reasons AOL Time Warner Would Buy Red Hat
||New metric of average customer IQ all
the rage on Wall Street.
||Fears Red Hat may use its monopoly of
the 12 Linux using AOL subscribers against it to keep it off the
||Securing the rights to "The Life
and Times of Michael Tiemann" movie trilogy their highest priority.
||Confused Red Hat with the company that
makes the Where in the World is Carmen San Diego game.
||Can simply modify ad campaign to say, "So
difficult no wonder you'll have to ask your geek nephew for help
||Running out of computer users to alienate.
||"The kids keep teasing me about not
being cutting edge, so I had to do something about it, Mom"
||Negotiations to purchase Microsoft not
going so well.
||Because Red Hat said they would give them
the source code to Linux if AOL Time Warner purchased them.
||Wanted to add to their growing stable
of technological has-beens.
||Steve Case is following 2 month salary
rule of thumb for purchasing other companies.
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