Famous movie characters weren't always Sith Lords, Mafia hitmen
or morons. They were pizza delivery guys, garbage collectors and
even tech support.
Darth Vader from the Star Wars Trilogy
Customer: I'm having trouble installing your application.
It keeps giving me an error. I've tried rebooting, and reinstalling
but it keeps saying the same thing.
Darth Vader: Windows for Dummies has taught you well. Rebooting
and reinstalling is the first step to the dark side. What operating
system are you using?
Customer: Windows 98.
Darth Vader: Then your transition to the dark side of the force
is complete. Unleash your anger and reboot and reinstall again. Do
not fail me this time.
Customer: But sir, I've already done that three ti...AAack *gurgle*
Darth Vader: The Emperor will be very pleased with my solution
Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas
Customer: When I put a CD in the CD-ROM drive it makes a
Tommy DeVito: How is it funny? Funny like a clown? Does
it amuse you?
Customer: No, it's like a click-clank sound.
Tommy DeVito: How the fuck is that funny?
Customer: Sorry, I meant funny as in strange, not amusing.
Tommy DeVito: What am I fucking here to amuse you? This
is fucking tech support asshole, not the Bozo the fucking clown
Forrest Gump from Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump: Hello, this is Forrest, Forrest Gump. How can
I help you?
Customer: I bought a system from you guys a week ago and
I'm having a problem with it.
Forrest Gump: My manager says you can tell a lot about a person
by the brand of computer they buy. You say you've got a Compaq Presario?
Customer: Yeah, how did you know? Well, anyway it was supposed
to have a 40 GB hard drive but it's only got a 30 in it.
Forrest Gump: My manager always says our computers are like
a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
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