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Monday, April 12 12:00 AM EDT

First Annual Geek Limerick Contest



At one time Hotmail was free
Could be accessed without any fee.
Then Bill Gates came along
No profits? That's gone
Now it deletes my e-mail with glee.
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The Good Ol' Days
I once owned a 286
With one 1 Meg of RAM and a 20 meg disk
I thought it was fast
And I had such a blast
But looking back, it was as useless as bisque.
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The day that my XT replaced
my D&D dice holding case
social skills I neglected
elvish lore I dissected
and a celibate life I embraced.
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There once once a nerd with a passion,
Who thought in a questionable fashion,
He put anti lock brakes
On Windows 2K,
To keep his computer from crashin’.
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Jeff was a user much hated
The Admin no longer debated
To ask the Dark Lord
"Nuke Jeff's Motherboard!"
Jeff's old job is now automated.

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