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Thursday, April 8  9:17 AM EDT

Nolan Curtis' Bitter Tech Support Quiz

By Brian Briggs

In an attempt to "raise the bar" of the technical support industry, I developed the following test. It is meant to test your aptitude, logic, and your ability to size-up and defuse a potentially dangerous customer situation. As with any moral or ethical question, there are no wrong answers except for the ones that do not specifically correlate to the answers that I have deemed "correct". You can keep the score to yourself, but the highest scoring readers will be asked to join me in MENCA, the Mentally Elite Nolan Curtis Association. We don't really do much for the community or charity or anything in MENCA, but we get together once a year at my Aunt Marlene's house to play Diablo2 and drink punch.

Error: Question #1 is a badly-constructed question.
The "correct answer" does not appear in the list of options!

Error: Question #2 is a badly-constructed question.
The "correct answer" does not appear in the list of options!

Error: Question #3 is a badly-constructed question.
The "correct answer" does not appear in the list of options!

Error: Question #4 is a badly-constructed question.
The "correct answer" does not appear in the list of options!

Error: Question #5 is a badly-constructed question.
The "correct answer" does not appear in the list of options!

Error: Question #6 is a badly-constructed question.
The "correct answer" does not appear in the list of options!

Error: Question #7 is a badly-constructed question.
The "correct answer" does not appear in the list of options!

 

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