Mountain View, CA - Google is now offering a premium search service
to subscribers willing to pay $9.95 per month. The service called "Find
Anything" allows users to not only find information on the Internet,
but also in the real world as well.
One of the most touching success stories of the new service has
been Kyle Ferguson who had long since given up hope. Kyle who was
adopted when he just 3 weeks old has been searching for his mother
for 27 years. "I just typed in 'mom' and it came up with two
entries. One was a Thai restaurant but the other was my biological
The service is not limited to life changing searches such as finding
a long lost parent but also more mundane tasks such as finding your
lost car keys. "This service is invaluable," said one user, "I
found my keys, a job and the lost city of Atlantis!"
Google has not released any technical specifications on how the
new search service accomplishes such amazing results so quickly.
Competitors suggest that Google has either made a deal with the devil
or that they're just really good guessers.
Tammy Kelley said the service has changed her life, "Back in
college I was quite the party girl and a few bad decisions caused
me to lose my self-respect. I never thought I'd get it back until
I tried Google's Find Anything service. I was skeptical at first,
but one quick search and I'm back to feeling good about myself again."
The most popular search items on the new service are "great
sex", with "episodes of Invader Zim" coming in a close
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