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Friday, May 16 12:00 AM EDT

Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
The promotion your supervisor has been promising you for the past six months is just a ruse to get you to work harder. Get a clue and start screwing off more, you brown-nose!

Gemini
May 21 - June 21
It was supposed to be "Bring Your Son or Daughter to Work Day", not "Show Up Drunk Again and Puke on Ruth Berger's 9-Year-Old Day". But it's an easy mistake. Don't be so tough on yourself.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Ping to Jupiter has timed out. You cannot get a horoscope this week.

Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
While calling your friends True Believers and saying "Excelsior" instead of "Good-bye" makes you more like Stan Lee, it will also make you the honored guest speaker at the Fucking Dork Convention.

Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
You left the rules of "Fight Club" in the copier again, and now Stuart, the mailroom guy with the lazy eye and club foot wants in.

Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
Be thankful for all your abilities. Not everyone can type with their nosehair.

Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
Hey, cheapskate! You'd have to fix your mom's computer all year anyway so one of those lame coupons for "Free One Year of Computer Service" isn't that special and she knows it.

Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
The bad news is you ARE going blind. The good news is that it's caused by your 14" monitor at 1280x1024 and not what you're doing while looking at it.

Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Your boss is growing suspicious of your corporate credit card bills. Maybe Harry's House of Poontang isn't the best place to entertain your clients "Joe Smith" and "Bob Brown".

Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
There's an exotic stranger in your future. He's tall, dark, handsome, and crouched in a fetal position under your desk.

Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Buying that deck of Pokemon trading cards will make you popular with the girls. With the 8-year-old girls, that is.

Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Sponsoring the local little league team was generous, but getting them drunk after the game was illegal. Move back two spaces.

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