Aug 23 - Sep 22
You will realize how low you've let your social life slip when the biggest decision
you have to make on Friday night is whether to download ISOs or compile your
Sep 23 - Oct 23
Maybe the guys at the computer club were kidding when they said all the cool
geeks got copper plating on their two front teeth.
Oct 24 - Nov 21
Your boss will become suspicious at your attempts to get more paid holidays
when you claim 4 different religions and 6 different nationalities in a span
of two weeks.
Nov 22 - Dec 21
It may be a dog-eat-dog world, but let's face it -- you're like one of those
annoying barking dogs suitable for punting surrounded by German Shepherds.
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Your new "dream apartment " is no such thing, and no wonder it was
so cheap. You won't have cat-5 in every room. You'll find 5 cats in every room.
Jan 20 - Feb 18
This week the world will spin around you. Perhaps you should quit drinking
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Maybe debugging perl code wasn't the best career choice with your severe dyslexia
and your phobia of curly braces.
Mar 21 - Apr 19
You will see all your problems disappear this week. And then you'll wake up.
Apr 20 - May 20
Good News: You've solved the mouse problem in your cubicle. Bad News: The electrified
chicken wire has killed two of your co-workers.
May 21 - June 21
You will find comfort and strength in those who care about you. Unfortunately,
you'll have trouble finding those who care about you.
June 22 - July 22
You will learn what a flash presentation is 5 minutes before the meeting. Better
find something to wear under that trenchcoat.
July 23 - Aug 22
Your suggestion for the new company motto will be quickly dismissed. It may
be distributed Java applications you're making, but it's very disgusting to
hear "There's no I in Socket."