Signs You're Becoming a Geek
By Thom Kokenge & Victor De Long
|| Monitor tan.
|| Before heading to the bathroom you inform
your friends you're off to
download and log out.
|| You become physically ill at the mention
of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented
||You have a poster on your wall of the
|| You're mad because all your friends got
goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in
the arm and said "Thanks, bro."
||You think having twice as many computers
as there are people in the house is a bare minimum.
|| You feel that living life like the movie "tron" wouldn't
be so bad.
|| In your little black book, you list (both)
the girls you know in order by IP address.
|| You can type faster than you can speak
|| When your shrink says "Mother .
. . " you say " . . . Board."
||If, by some happy accident, you someday
have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts.
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