Signs You are Forgetting the Difference Between Your Eyes and
By Will Walker, Jesse Lee John LaCourse and Mark Vonhoffe
|| You look at the sunset and think "I
wonder if I can get this in 1024x768."
|| You blink and think "crap, more
|| You stare at a leaf for hours and hours
trying to discern the pixels.
||You refer to people who use artificial
things like Glasses and Contacts as "lousy VooDoo folk."
|| You avoid large groups for fear of overloading
your polygon renderer.
||Looking toward the horizon, you proudly
announce "I found the clipping plane."
|| Your vision gets blurry and immediately
you think "crap, need new drivers."
|| When you drive and the other guy has
his brights on, you curse the gamma levels.
|| You seriously believe one eye has better
OpenGL support than the other.
|| You complain to your doctor about biased
benchmarks after failing your eye exam.
||You sing the praises of nVidia engineers
each time you see your reflection in a car bumper.
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