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Signs You are Forgetting the Difference Between Your Eyes and
Your GeForce
By Will Walker, Jesse Lee John LaCourse and Mark Vonhoffe
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You look at the sunset and think "I
wonder if I can get this in 1024x768." |
| 10. |
You blink and think "crap, more
frame loss." |
| 9. |
You stare at a leaf for hours and hours
trying to discern the pixels. |
| 8. |
You refer to people who use artificial
things like Glasses and Contacts as "lousy VooDoo folk." |
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You avoid large groups for fear of overloading
your polygon renderer. |
| 6. |
Looking toward the horizon, you proudly
announce "I found the clipping plane." |
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Your vision gets blurry and immediately
you think "crap, need new drivers." |
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When you drive and the other guy has
his brights on, you curse the gamma levels. |
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You seriously believe one eye has better
OpenGL support than the other. |
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You complain to your doctor about biased
benchmarks after failing your eye exam. |
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You sing the praises of nVidia engineers
each time you see your reflection in a car bumper. |
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