Aug 23 - Sep 22
If cleanliness is next to godliness then your desk must be an atheist.
Sep 23 - Oct 23
You should know better than to trust those phony "stock tip" e-mails.
The real money is in BBSPT. Buy today.
Oct 24 - Nov 21
Your new L33t children's sing-along-album will top the charts this week with
the title track "Jimmy Cracked Corn.com and I don't care."
Nov 22 - Dec 21
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Dec 22 - Jan 19
There's a new virus afoot in the online world called the "Gullibility
Virus". But the virus won't infect you if your outbox contains a message
to everyone in your address book saying "I AM NOT GULLIBLE." Pass
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Despite your dramatic speeches your Linux Users Group will not support your
planned attack on Microsoft headquarters.
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Prepare for the beating of your life when you suggest on the W3
forums your idea for "VBHTML."
Mar 21 - Apr 19
After a year of searching for a publisher you finally give up the dream of
seeing your book: "I Survived 9/11 by Watching it on TV" in print.
Apr 20 - May 20
You should not believe everything you see in movies. The five hours you will
spend stuck in the A/C vent will give you time to reflect upon that.
May 21 - June 21
You'll spend the next week on a detailed 3D map of wireless Ethernet reception
in your house. Unfortunately your spouse doesn't appreciate your effort and
just wanted to know if the laptop would work in the den.
June 22 - July 22
Finding your mouse impaled upon a stick will be the first warning. You should
quit your job while you're still alive. And have a nice mouse-kabob, too.
July 23 - Aug 22
Time may heal all wounds, but I can tell you that your hard drive is STILL