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Lies Computer Science Students Tell Themselves
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| 11. |
I'm almost done with this project. |
| 10. |
I don't need to know this. I'll never
have to debug Fortran code. |
| 9. |
I don't care if Microsoft offers me a
million bucks I'll never work for them. |
| 8. |
I'm so glad we're learning cutting-edge
technology that I'll be able to apply as soon as I graduate. |
| 7. |
When I get out of here I'll be able to
influence corporate IT decision making. |
| 6. |
The stagnation of the IT industry is
merely temporary. |
| 5. |
With all the tinkering I've done on PCs,
these classes are going to be CAKE! |
| 4. |
The massive network of friends I've developed
on ICQ is really going to come in handy when I start looking for
work. |
| 3. |
My ray tracer will revolutionize the
gaming industry. |
| 2. |
Working in a cubicle is a healthy and
rewarding working environment. |
| 1. |
I'll go party after I finish this perl
script. |
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