Lies Computer Science Students Tell Themselves
|| I'm almost done with this project.
|| I don't need to know this. I'll never
have to debug Fortran code.
|| I don't care if Microsoft offers me a
million bucks I'll never work for them.
|| I'm so glad we're learning cutting-edge
technology that I'll be able to apply as soon as I graduate.
|| When I get out of here I'll be able to
influence corporate IT decision making.
|| The stagnation of the IT industry is
|| With all the tinkering I've done on PCs,
these classes are going to be CAKE!
|| The massive network of friends I've developed
on ICQ is really going to come in handy when I start looking for
|| My ray tracer will revolutionize the
|| Working in a cubicle is a healthy and
rewarding working environment.
|| I'll go party after I finish this perl
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