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Monday, January 19 12:00 AM EST

Which OS Are You?

By Brian Briggs

You can cheat and pick one of the graphics below. You can even use my bandwidth if you link the image back to the quiz at:

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php

You are Apple Dos. Simple and primitive with a good understanding of the common man.  You're still a work in progress, but a good start.

You are Amiga OS. Ahead of your time.  You keep a lot of balls in the air.  If only your parents had given you more opportunities to suceed.

You are Debian Linux. People have difficulty getting to know you.  Once you finally open your shell they're apt to love you.

You are FreeBSD.  You're a speed demon and a great networker.  You have a tendency to give it away for free.  Well-respected, but virtually unknown.

You are GNU/HURD. You feel like your life is incomplete.  If you answer all of the questions you might get better results.

You are HP-UX. You're still strong despite the passage of time.  Though few understand you, those who do love you deeply and appreciate you.

You are OS X. You tend to be fashionable and clever despite being a bit transparent.  Now that you've reached some stability you're expecting greater popularity.

You are OS2/Warp. You're plagued by feelings of abandonment and disgust for your backstabbing step-brother.  Oh, what might have been.

You are Palm OS. Punctual, straightforward and very useful.  Your mother wants you to do more with your life like your cousin Wince, but you're happy with who you are.

You are Red Hat Linux. You're tops among your peers, but still get no respect from them.  It's all right with you.  You have your sights set higher.

You are Slackware Linux. You are the brightest among your peers, but are often mistaken as insane.  Your elegant solutions to problems often take a little longer, but require much less effort to complete.

You are TRSDOS. Compatibility is always an issue with you.  You feel the world has passed you by.  Time has not treated you well.

You are Windows 1.0.  You're a worthless piece of crap that should've never been born.  Luckily, your parents were able to conceive again.  They rarely let you out of the closet.

You are Windows 2000 SP3.  You're a steady and reliable friend.  People think you're all business, but with your recent therapy you've become a little more playful.

You are Windows 95.  You look better than your older brother, but your communication skills are still lacking.  You start well, but often zone out.

You are Windows 98.  You're a bit flaky, but well-liked.  You don't have a great memory, but everyone seems to know you.  A great person to hang out with and play some games.

You are Windows ME.  You greedy bastard.  Everyone hates you.  You were thrown into this world unprepared.  Nobody wants to admit they even talked to you.

You are Windows XP.  Under your bright and cheerful exterior is a strong and stable personality.  You have a tendency to do more than what is asked or even desired.

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