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Thursday, July 31 9:17 AM EDT

Slogan Quiz

By Brian Briggs

Every website and corporation has a memorable slogan / tagline, right? Let's see how well you remember.

  1. HP
    1. Patent
    2. Merge
    3. Invent
    4. Fifty Bucks for an Ink Cartridge, and We're Not Holding a Gun
  2. SomethingAwful.com
    1. We Bring the Awful, You Bring the Something
    2. The Internet Makes You Stupid
    3. T0ta11y 1337
    4. Rich Kyanka's Something Awful
  3. Sun Microsystems
    1. The Center of the Solar System
    2. Innovation, Internet, Inbeatable.
    3. Making Java Ours
    4. We Make the Net Work
  4. WilWheaton.net
    1. 50,000 monkeys at 50,000 typewriters can't be wrong
    2. Milking it
    3. Who's the Captain now?
    4. The Enterprise could totally annhilate a Star Destroyer.
  5. Fark.com
    1. Drew Curtis Presents: Drew Curtis' Fark
    2. Great Links. Farking Morons.
    3. It's not news, it's Fark.com
    4. If it's not The Onion, it's not funny.
  6. eBay
    1. The Internet's Garage Sale
    2. Where Your Junk Ship Calls Home
    3. The World's Online Marketplace
    4. We Have What You Want
  7. Slashdot.org
    1. The Socially Inept Hideaway
    2. Too Geeky Even for Me
    3. Where duplicate stories, typos and trolls retire.
    4. News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters.
  8. Amazon.com
    1. Earth's Biggest Selection.
    2. More Crap Than You'll Ever Need
    3. We're Not Wal-Mart
    4. A River of Stuff
  9. The Onion
    1. We Used to Be Funny, We Were Hoping You Wouldn't Notice
    2. Same Formula Since 1873
    3. America's Finest News Source
    4. At Least We're Not BBspot
  10. Oracle
    1. Unbreakable
    2. The Sixth Sense
    3. Signs
    4. Wide Awake
  11. Worth1000.com
    1. Look at All the Pretty Pictures
    2. Are you Worthy?
    3. Like Art School in Handy Web Page Form
    4. Using More Bandwidth than Most Porn Sites
  12. Coca-Cola
    1. Real
    2. Red, White and True
    3. Drink. More.
    4. Who Needs a Smile? Have a Coke.
  13. BBspot.com
    1. Whatever Happened to that Dorky Kid in High School
    2. They Took Gullible Out of the Dictionary
    3. 11 Times the Funny
    4. Satire for Smart People and the Best Links Daily

 

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