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Geek Euphemisms for Masturbation
11.	Killing the pop-up
10.	Hoping the webcam is off
9.	Recalibrating the joystick
8.	Reallocating the DNA
7.	Inserting a card into the HAND bus
6.	Banging the space bar
5.	Performing diagnostics on the hard drive
4.	Commanding the prompt
3.	Meeting Mr. Stickykeys
2.	Cleaning the lightsaber
1.	Lefthanded mousing
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