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Wednesday, October 1 12:01 AM EST

BBspot Mailbag

Now you too can enjoy my Inbox without the annoying spam. Every week I get some amazing e-mail. Some amazing because of the sheer cluelessness of the sender, some because of the time and energy that went into crafting them and some are just simply amazing.

Debunked

I just choose names at random for my stories, and I chose Janet Fitch as my hypothetical developer at Blizzard Entertainment for the upcoming Lord of the Dance Expansion. Much to my surprise I received an e-mail from a Mr. Fitch at Blizzard....

From: xxxxxxx Fitch [mailto:xxxxxx@blizzard.com]
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2003 7:40 PM
To: 'briggsb@bbspot.com'
Subject: Did not

I just spoke with my mother, and she says she said no such thing.

Janet Fitch, lead developer at Blizzard Entertainment, said, "I think gamers are going to be really excited to play the Leaper and the Fiddler classes. They've got some great skills. They're also going to be wowed by the Assassin's Plié Attack, the Druid's Dance of Thunder and the Barbarian's Spinning Hip Thrust."

Xxxxxxx Fitch
Blizzard Entertainment

Serendipity defined.

Haters

I don't get much hate mail unless I make fun of religion or Macs, so I was surprised to get one about the zombie article...

From: xxxxxx@aol.com
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2003 3:27 PM
To: briggsb@bbspot.com
Subject: RIAA Zombies

WINNER OF TODAY'S BAD TASTE AWARD

Dear Editors:

That article was tasteless, tacky and upsetting. The photo was disgusting. Please be more considerate in the future.

Generally, I enjoy BBSpot.

Thank You

Brenda

The second Hater this week is wondering about the Kill Bill trailer review....

From: xxxxxx@norfolk.gov.uk
Sent: Friday, September 26, 2003 8:21 AM
To: briggsb@bbspot.com
Subject: kill bill

Brian

errr, not too impressed with the kill bill reviewer:

"Kill Bill is the fourth film by director Quentin Tarantino."

true romance
res dogs
pulp fiction
Jackie brown
dusk tild awn

unless there is time travel here then that quote is bollox

True Romance and From Dusk Till Dawn were not directed by Tarantino, and geez the trailer itself says it's the fourth movie directed by him. Chill.

Will the Real Will Smith Please Stand Up?

Gosh, I'm flattered that the Fresh Prince himself wants some BBspot t-shirts...

From: will smith [mailto:xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com]
Sent: Sunday, September 21, 2003 9:47 AM
To: briggsb@bbspot.com
Subject: urgent respond now

hello,
i am an actor will smith i based in the states and i am willing to buy some items from your ,and also will be paying with my credit card ,
i will like you to calculate the total cost of my items forme as soon as you get the items i need.
this items are needed urgently in nigeria ,my client's country also,
do help me out because i have a lot of customers i am willing to introduce to you ,to do business with you in the near future.
i will appreciate if you can allow me the chance to buy from your

I based in reality. I think you not really Will Smith. Real Will Smith have hotmail account not Yahoo. You try trick me. I tell Jada.

More Bad News for Return of the King

Looks like Jar-jaromir isn't the only thing Lord of the Rings fans are going to get upset about...

Frodo Jackson

That's all for this week!

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