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The Spammer believes spam can solve any problem and answer any question.
He does not answer unsolicited questions and honors all remove requests.
No question is TOO LONG or TOO HARD. He doesn't have a stump and
he can't be stumped. Just
you try!
Dear Spammer,
I am a young hot virgin schoolgirl. Recently my parents and my grandmother
were involved in an auto accident involving a food transport truck carrying
powdered pudding and another vehicle transporting live chickens. My father
is now blind from the chickens scratching/pecking his eyes from his head
and my mother and grandmother are both in deep comas as they are severely
lactose intolerant diabetics. My father supported us with money he made
from shocking monkeys and shooting watermelons on Internet banner ads,
it was a job requiring great hand-eye coordination. But now he can't coordinate
because he has no eyes. I don't know how our family will survive now. If
we can't pay the incredible doctor bills they are going the pull the plug
on my mother and grandmother! Please Spammer, what am I to do?
-Desperate in Des Moines
Dear Desperate,
There’s only one possibly explanation for such a run of bad luck; you
didn’t forward that message that I sent you to ten of your friends, did
you? Hot, young virgins shouldn’t be wallowing in misery they should
be milking young studs like there’s no tomorrow, but it sounds like there
might not be a tomorrow unless you consolidate your mounting debt from those
medical expenses with the LOWEST MORTGAGE RATES OF THE WEEK! With your newfound
wealth you’ll be able to purchase generic drugs, which will REVERSE AGING!
It might even turn back time to the point where your father had eyes and your
mother and grandmother were conscious.
-The Spammer
Dear Spammer,
I have a big problem. When I was born I had a big crack in my ass. Is there
anything that can be done to fix it back up?
-Cracked in Mass.
Dear Cracked
To improve security of your ass crack please apply this latest patch from Microsoft.
This patch improves performance and keeps hackers out of your ass crack.
-The Spammer
Dear Spammer,
My dog has a penchant for our cat’s ass---You know, the cat walks by
and...shazam his tongue is wiping her ass clean in one lightning fast lick
(sometimes he obviously doesn't get it perfectly clean because the slut turns
around, waving her tail high, and struts past his nose for another wipe). This
got me thinking, if he did that for me I'd be spending a lot less on Charmin & dog
food.
-Ralf McGee
Dear Ralf,
Licking cat’s asses is the #1 rated work at home business opportunity!
I want to teach you how to make a staggering income from the comfort of your
cat’s ass. You must be able to devote at least 8 hours a week and have
a BURNING DESIRE to lick your pets.
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-The Spammer
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