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Things Geeks Say When Pulled Over for Speeding
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| 11. |
Are you sure you're reading that right?
101 mph in binary is really only 5 mph. |
| 10. |
I have to get home quickly. I think something
terrible may have happened to my Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. |
| 9. |
Actually Officer, in relativistic terms,
we were all speeding. |
| 8. |
It's the car, right? Chicks love the car. |
| 7. |
Looking for Baal? BWAHAHAHA |
| 6. |
Sorry, for a minute there I thought I
was still playing GTA 3. |
| 5. |
This is not the car you pulled over. *waves
hand across body* |
| 4. |
Only 95? I thought overclocking my car's
computer would give me more speed than that. |
| 3. |
Nasty little copss, we hatess them, don't
we preciouss? |
| 2. |
I don't have a driver's license. Will
this MCSE diploma do? |
| 1. |
How do you expect me to break the record
for the Kessel run if you guys keep pulling me over? |
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