Things Geeks Say When Pulled Over for Speeding
||Are you sure you're reading that right?
101 mph in binary is really only 5 mph.
||I have to get home quickly. I think something
terrible may have happened to my Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
||Actually Officer, in relativistic terms,
we were all speeding.
||It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
||Looking for Baal? BWAHAHAHA
|| Sorry, for a minute there I thought I
was still playing GTA 3.
||This is not the car you pulled over. *waves
hand across body*
||Only 95? I thought overclocking my car's
computer would give me more speed than that.
|| Nasty little copss, we hatess them, don't
||I don't have a driver's license. Will
this MCSE diploma do?
||How do you expect me to break the record
for the Kessel run if you guys keep pulling me over?
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