Ways Geeks Can Hide Their Geekiness
||Shelving the Star Wars and Star Trek videos
in the back behind the Steven Seagal films.
||Calculating their blood alcohol level
at the bar while alone in the bathroom.
||Pouring caffeinated water into Evian bottle
before taking it to work.
||Keeping the AOL icon on desktop.
||Pretending to use pencil and paper to
calculate the tip after a meal instead of just doing it in your head.
|| Putting on Star Fleet uniform at convention
hall, not on the bus on the way to the hall.
||Keeping the programming books under the
mattress, next to Playboy and Penthouse.
||Pretending Liv Tyler poster is for her
performance in the video for Crazy, not for her role as Arwen in The
Lord of the Rings.
|| Rearranging CD collection so it's not
in alphabetical order before friends come over.
||Cleaning the office.
||Only answering the phone with "Engineering
this is LaForge" after checking caller id to make sure it's
one of your friends from the Linux Users Group.
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