Ways Peter Jackson Could Ruin The Return of the King
||At the end Gandalf seen stroking the ring
in black robes saying, "My preciousss." Setting up Lord
of the Rings: Part IV.
||Legolas and Aragorn competing to see who
can toss Gimli over the Crack of Doom.
||Immortals sailing off to the west to the
tune of Styx's "Come Sail Away."
||Gollum swallowing ring, they have to wait
a few days for it to come out.
||Gandalf talks orcs into union labor strike
against Sauron, there is no huge battle scene.
|| Citizens of Gondor overthrowing Aragorn's
monarchy and install a representative democracy.
||Side plot involving disgruntled rock bands
whose Monsters of Pelennor concert gets interrupted by giant
||Scouring of the shire replaced with massive
||Gollum biting off Frodo's hand then revealing
he is Frodo's father.
||Revealing that hobbits are short because
of a genetic defect caused by toxic runoff from Rivendell.
||Sam holding up 9.5 after Gollum dives
into Crack of Doom. Exchanging high 4s with Frodo.
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