Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Try all you want, but neither a reboot nor a firmware update will fix your
vacuum cleaner. Try a new bag.
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Don't get too excited about that "hot date" with the gorgeous secretary.
She really meant what she said when she asked you over to, "Help fix
my computer."
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
The stars predict that your friends will try to help you by doing your work
for you this week -- you may want to prøøfread it, though.
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
It may have been the way the cookie crumbled, but in so doing, it completely
disabled your browser!
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
This Thursday you'll lose all faith in horoscopes.
Gemini
May 21 - June 21
Those buddies from NASA sure are funny. Taping your only locker key to the bottom
of the Mars rover was a good one. |
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
You’ll have trouble convincing your friends of your total lack of virginity.
Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
You'll realize that your protest about the new US policy of fingerprinting
foreigners went a bit too far when you find it difficult to use
your computer without fingers.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Sure, the network rejected your "How Many Supermodels Can I Sleep With?" reality
show, but it was fun doing the pilot anyway.
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
Admitting you bet on Quake Deathmatches is only the first step towards entering
the Gamers Hall of Fame.
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
Your week will be filled with intrigue and romance as you conclude
your soap opera watching marathon.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Your mention of your old 14.4 modem will trap you in an hour-long
reminiscence of archaic computer parts with the VP of Engineering.
Loose lips, miss coffee breaks. |
